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Real Players versus Pretend Players (or PUA's)
Cheetarah 'n shit. Where are the rest of the mothafuckin' Thundercats? Snarf, is that you?
Time to get straight to fucking business. I do only the necessities. State my intentions and then find out exactly whom she came with. She sticks around, so I know that she's into me. Big Misha then shows up...
Cheetarah: "Misha, baby!"
And he begins making out with her.
Well, not as into me as she's into him. You slut. God, I love sluts. If I ever get married, I'm going to marry a fucking slut. I can't overstate how much I love slutty women. There's something about slutty women that instantly turn me on. I have to have her.
In the meantime, I notice Sk8 walk in with his sister. If I remember correctly, he doesn't care about anyone hitting on his sister, as long she's into you. I walk over. I look at her. Not bad. I look at him. Hmm. These two kind of look alike. I look at him again. He smiles. I look at her. She smiles. I look back at him. Picture him with longer hair and his beard completely shaved. I then look back her...fuck this shit. All kinds of nightmares to come. And I walk off.
Zenfox then finds me...
Zenfox: "Assanova, where is your fucking wristband!?"
I explain the door guy situation, and he instantly hooks me up. That's Zenfox. I have no fucking clue how he does it, but he has all kinds of connections at almost every bar I go to downtown. He always takes care of his people.
Cheetarah then makes a reappearance. We start trading words...
Cheetarah: "I can barely hear you, lets go someplace quieter."
And she takes me to a smaller room across the hall. The same ol' shit. I take an active interest in her. Enough of the banter...
Me: "You ready to get out of here?"
Cheetarah: "I can't leave with you. My boyfriend is at home, and we just broke up."
Me: "Then I don't see what the fucking problem is."
I'm done talking to her...
Me: "You can leave now. I'm not going to waste your time. Goodbye."
Cheetarah: "No, no. Why do you have to be like that?"